They've been waiting patiently for their time to strike. And now, their time has come. The baby sloths which inhabit the deepest, darkest corners of hell have come out to play, and by play the mean kill and torture everything they see. Men, women, children; none are safe from them. However, there is one man willing to stop them. Well, not really a man; not a woman either. It's a hedgehog; a humanoid hedgehog, to be exact. A humanoid hedgehog who became a moviestar in his 3's (because hedgehogs live for like 5 years) and then made a few hundred poor decisions later on in his life, eventually leading to having 8 abandoned children who only seem to weigh into his pocket book. He also has to attend Alchoholics Anonymous meetings as a result of a DUI. This hedgehog's name is Nic, and he practices ninjitsu and kendo (not really because he learned it for movies and not self-defense, but it's all he's got), and fate has tangled him into this monstrous mess of massive proportions. And it's become his duty to save the world from the baby sloths for the sake of his family.
Nic has a wide arsenal of weapons he purchased at the dollar store and created himself. He found a pair of kid's nunchucks at the dollar tree and, like God at the end of each of the first seven days, he said "it was good." He's also taken to repurposing his AA flyers by folding them into shurikens to kill the sloths (they don't really hurt anything, they're just annoying), and, for extra measure, he has a knife he took from his kitchen drawer, which is the only actual weapon that hurts anything. The diabolical sloths have rapidly advance in tool use, many of them have weapons from different stages of history. Some use sticks and rocks, some use swords and bows, and some use guns. Their rates of technological advancement are beyond terrifying.
Baby Sloths from Hell is slated to release at some time, we don't know when though :/
